Mike's Rant. Er, Home Page.

It used to be, back in the old days (like, 1994), that only the serious geeks had home pages of their own. I had a home page back then. It meant something, too. It meant that I could do something that very few other people could. I had a web page before most companies did. Back then, the web was something that few people had heard of, and slightly fewer cared.

Nowadays, just about everyone has a home page. And like it or not, they're generally pretty much the same. This is me, this is my family, I look like this, I'm a huge fan of someone. My page is kind of like that, but at least it's been like that since 1994. I'm almost a trend-setter, except that my own personal influence was minor, and even I was following in the footsteps of those that came before me (admittedly, a year or less before me, but let's give them their credit where due).

If you've been here before, and seen the old page, you know what it was like. A few jokes (mostly stupid), links to a few different pages, and some information about me. Well... I still have those things. And really, I don't feel strongly enough to get rid of those old cliches.

So here's a bunch of links to my website. It's nothing special, so you almost don't need to waste your time. But if you're here, you might as well stay anyway, right?

So, that's everything. I hope you like it. If you don't, I don't really care. But you can send me email if you really need to praise or condemn this site. Just remember, as they say in the newsgroups, flames will be directed to /dev/null.