How to use Thaumaturgy, and really hurt 'em!

Once again, I'd like to thank the person who actually wrote this.

Warning!

Here's some fun and exciting things to do with Thaumatrugy!

• Malkavian annoying you? Use spirit thaumaturgy to summon a spirit or two to really make him hear voices!
  
• Toreador getting you down? Conjure a fabulous necklace of finely cut and highly polished precious stones and watch 'em drool!
  
• Assamite kicking your ass? Try tossing him something that's been Engaged as a Vessel of transference and watch him react as your blood suddenly mingles with his!
  
• Here's a generally dirty trick: mail someone a dormant Splinter Servant rigged to be released when they open the package! It's hours of fun!
  
• Ventrue bothering you? Use Taste of Blood to locate his herd and start tinkering with them, perhaps by infecting them with hepatitis, HIV, or the blood disease of your choice! (Watch that Humanity plummet!)
  
• It's doesn't matter how strong that Brujah is when he's floating ten feet off the ground! Movements of the Mind really takes the punch out of Potence-heavy characters! (Filling a dumpster with burning paper and then "dunking" them is an interesting method of torture, interrogation, and an evening's diversion!)
  
• If you expect to be facing someone with high Dominate, try jacking your own Generation up temporarily higher than theirs through the use of Taste for Blood!
  
• While your companions are busily slugging it out with the bad guy, it can be fun to suck his blood points at a distance and then force him to spend those he has left! Also, by making your companions burn blood points, it's easier to make them frenzy while fighting! (You might want to have a backdoor or window handy for that quick retreat when they finish stomping the bad guy and starting looking around for you!)
  
• Neptune's Might, while easily the least taken Path, can be especially handy if you insist on meeting people on your private yacht or at a public park that has a duck pond.